[Smart? For not falling for that old gag? She immediately makes unflattering assumptions about the quality of people he usually talks to. And then, since she has no clue what he's asking her, she decides to politely request elaboration.]
What, bein' kidnapped an' havin' wings stuck on me?
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What, bein' kidnapped an' havin' wings stuck on me?
[Not as uncommon as one might think, actually.]